why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize
