forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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