Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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