He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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