so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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