Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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