you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
The power of my boobs compel you
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
