My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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