Whod you bang
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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