if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
