nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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