you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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