I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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