Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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