he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i believe in u and ur pee
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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