Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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