What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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