Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
are you so shy because you have an std?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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