There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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