You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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