I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
