can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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