wrigley field is MILF paradise
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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