whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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