Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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