Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
the day after is always just damage control
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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