i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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