Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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