literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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