i already hear my dad disowning me
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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