i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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