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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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