I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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