I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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