"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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