ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
When did angry sex become our thing?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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