On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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