I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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