Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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