Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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