rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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