Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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