you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
There r osticjed everywhere
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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