I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My vagina is very pro this idea
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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