that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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