We won't sleep together?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she peed on how many people?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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