when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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