so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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