He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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