Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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