The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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