I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
This gyro tastes like lonliness
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I want a musical about memes.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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