i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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