But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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