About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
