she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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